The French Fryar

Suprisingly ok. Restaurants that have “Express” in the name always turn me off (since uh, generally I’m turned on by good restaurant names…?). Since this restaurant name says nothing about the (pretty good) Greek & Mediterranean food they serve, it just makes me feel like Gaby is a female cleansing unit who loves herself more than her food. Gabster did take a little time in selecting fries for her express dining establishment though. They were average, but well cooked, and though not apparent in the picture, they had good golden shade to them. From what I remember, the seasoning seemed custom-made, but wasn’t anything special. But you know why I’m glad G$ isn’t my mom? She fucking used Hunt’s ketchup. Come on, seriously. Everyone knows it’s way too sweet…She thinks she’s soooo clever, “lets put it in a squeeze bottle and no one will know.” Well we all know, Gabbles. We all know.


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