The French Fryar

EuroStation

EuroStation
6081 Center Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90045

More like Euro Trash. OOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sorry it was too easy.

These fries literally angered me into posting again. So in a way, thank you Euro Station for making some of the shittiest fries I’ve had in a long time.

Picture if you you/your mom (not your dad because he never takes the time to make fries) baked Ore-Ida fries but didn’t cook them all the way (even after you asked her politely to cook them well done. Then picture your mom taking out those fries and leaving them on the counter by the window sill..overnight… Then the next day during lunch, you kindly ask for a chipotle chicken panini with avocado. Simple enough right? And you happen to notice that on the menu your mom wrote out for you, she advertises that she makes belgian style fries- complete with an option of about 30 different dipping sauces. At this point, you get excited. You remember the fries in Amsterdam, and the terrible dipping sauces a la mayo and extremely sub-par ketchup you had. Your mom then goes to the window and retrieves the fries she made one day prior, and proceeds to cook those fries in the microwave. You’re now served those fries with 3 sub par dipping sauces that you selected (rosemary mayo, honey bbq, and weird melted cheese).

You thought you could trust her. But you’ll never trust her again.
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